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Poster: Driftin N Dreamin Date: Aug 8, 2007 12:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Another Joke

Here's one of my favorites....with apologies to the ladies!!

Adam says to God..
"i'm bored and lonely"

God says...
"Tell you what, Adam, I'm going to give you Woman!!"

Adam asks...
"what's Woman?"

God replies...
"You're going to love Woman. She will be your best friend, she will support you 100% in everything you do. She will cook for you, clean for you and bear your children. She will never argue with you or demand anything from you. She will satisfy you in every way imaginable.... in short, she will be the perfect companion and you will understand each other perfectly.."

Adam asks...
"So what will this cost me?"

God Replies...
"An arm and a leg"

Adam asks...
"So what can I get for a rib?"


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Poster: Purple Gel Date: Aug 8, 2007 1:27pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Another Joke, in the same vein!

Here's one more,!....

A guy is walking on the beach and finds an old lantern. He rubs the lamp and out pops a genie.

THE GENIE SAYS:

"You have freed the Genie of the Lamp, for your reward I will grant you one wish,"

THE GUY SAYS:

"Well, i've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I am afraid to fly and I get terribbly seasick on a boat, so I wish for a bridge from California to Hawaii.

THE GENIE SAYS:

"You know, that is a great wish, but it is absolutely impossibel. First of all, there is not enough raw material on Earth for a project like that. Secondly, the logistics and engineering that are required to sink support posts more than 3,000 feet to the ocean floor is far more advanced than any that is available on Earth today. Third, It would be way to dangerous to try to drive across the Pacific, something as simple as a rogue wave or a storm would wipe out the bridge or sweep you into the depths of the ocean. So, for the first time ever, I am going to have to refuse a wish. Once again I say to you...It is absolutely impossible, you will have to make another wish."

THE GUY THINKS AWHILE AND SAYS:

"O.K., I wish I could understand women"

THE GENIE SAYS:

"That's a great wish as well......
So.... did you want 2 or 4 lanes on that bridge??"




Now back to Grateful Dead Chat!!!

This post was modified by Purple Gel on 2007-08-08 20:27:49

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Aug 8, 2007 12:25pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Another Joke

lol

always loved that one!!! havent heard that in a long time - thanks for that :)